Tekked

What is Tekked?

absolutely wasted. so wasted that you cant move.

shit what happened last night i cant remember a thing

you were lying in a puddle of your own piss and vomit completely unconscious

maate i must've been tekked

See drunk, crunk, wasted, wankered, off your tits

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