Tektek

What is Tektek?

The pet name for a friend's mother's pussy that he auctions off. No one buys for more then 6g. Because everyone has tapped it, even said friend.

Mike's tektek almost sold for 8g today but then the buyer realized how worn out it was.

See flippy, tuna, trix, cousin it

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