Teladildonics Edit Meaning

1. Phonetic representation of what happens when you try and get it on with a female cow when it very cold. And then, just when I was about..

1. when you are sitting in a wheelie office chair fucking your girlfriend, you spin around, then puke on her tits When everyone left the o..

1. Someone that wouldn't last more than 5 minutes during sex. Timing so short that wouldn't really count as "getting laid&qu..