Telebate

What is Telebate?

To masturbate to cable television programs.

Man, I woke up today with bad morning wood and decided to telebate to The Price Is Right.

See masturbation, beat off, whack off, jack off

Zzyzx

1. The last place on Earth. It was originally founded by a crazy old man who named it ZZYZX since it would be the last word in the diction..

Usicide

1. Relationship suicide. Starting a fight that ends in a breakup for no good reason. I was so bored of the relationship that I freaked out..

Asianate

1. 1. to kick someone in the face. 2. to go asian on 1. i asianated that son. 2. dont make me asianate you See asian, kick, face, ninja..

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