Telebate

What is Telebate?

To masturbate to cable television programs.

Man, I woke up today with bad morning wood and decided to telebate to The Price Is Right.

See masturbation, beat off, whack off, jack off

One Meter Hurdle

1. The name of one of the most honorable of bathroom sports. In order to play, one needs a toilet, a short stall, and a full bladder. The o..

D.i.f.l.

1. drinking is for losers "hey want to go get wasted?" "no dog, D.I.F.L." "wow, ur gay." See drinking, lo..

Legs Over Easy

1. when a girl is 'easy to get'. her legs are easily put over the guy, in a term of sex. Hey, are your legs over easy? Or are yo..

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