Telebate

What is Telebate?

To masturbate to cable television programs.

Man, I woke up today with bad morning wood and decided to telebate to The Price Is Right.

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Sit Up Surprise

1. A prank to pull on a retarded friend..tell your friend u bet they cant do a push up with their eyes closed why you push their forehead d..

Von Voyage

1. 1.)Stoned and wishing someone farewell,2.)Stoned and singing another version of koumbya (or aye karumba) "Von voyage" Dan sai..

W00tiz

1. This is a way to express a happiness, or a excited way to say, hell yeah! w00tiz, I just scored some fucking drugs See Brian..

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