Telebate

What is Telebate?

To masturbate to cable television programs.

Man, I woke up today with bad morning wood and decided to telebate to The Price Is Right.

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I'd Hate To

1. A phrase used to 'rub stuff in' made popular by a young scholar from St Michaels On Wyre back in the naughties. 'I'..

Enjoyous

1. When something is both pleasure evoking and creates great joy for all parties involved. Savannah and Broaty had an enjoyous time going ..

Embarrassed

1. feeling uneasily or unpleasantly self-conscious due to some event or circumstance; Quote Saint Bear Quote Reply Posted: Today a..

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