Telebate

What is Telebate?

To masturbate to cable television programs.

Man, I woke up today with bad morning wood and decided to telebate to The Price Is Right.

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Hook, Line, And Stinker

1. A sexual reference: While engaged in sexual intercourse from behind, the man jams his index finger up the womans ass, curls it into a &q..

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Inuyasha Fan

1. A very mainstream anime fan. One who only watches anime that is on adult swim. Is ready to defend inuyasha at all costs and considers it..

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