Telebate

What is Telebate?

To masturbate to cable television programs.

Man, I woke up today with bad morning wood and decided to telebate to The Price Is Right.

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Ollie Reeded

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Pronunciation

1. How a word sounds when spoken correctly. Not a vital part of any slangdefine definition. 'Tough' and 'though' are s..

Just Kidding Rowling

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