Telebate

What is Telebate?

To masturbate to cable television programs.

Man, I woke up today with bad morning wood and decided to telebate to The Price Is Right.

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Ivfour

1. Kickass rock band from NW Indiana. Pronounced "four". The IV is silent. "Hey, you goin to see the IVfour show tonight?&q..

Pussy Couch

1. When someones mind is wrapped up in the thought of getting laid. "John didnt do a bit of work today, his head was shoved into the ..

Sand-nigga

1. often used for an indian guy.. As his skin is brown looks like sand Getoff the road sand-nigga See mexicans..

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