Telebate

What is Telebate?

To masturbate to cable television programs.

Man, I woke up today with bad morning wood and decided to telebate to The Price Is Right.

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Matchel

1. A man satchel or man purse. Dude 1, "Whoa, nice matchel!" Dude 2, "Thanks. And no, I won't smuggle that candy int..

Ninja Scroll

1. 1. A scroll, either belonging to or about a ninja. 2. A scroll, made from the flesh of a dead ninja. 3. The most kick-ass movie eve..

Ctmt

1. a shithole ctmt is a shithole..

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