Telebate

What is Telebate?

To masturbate to cable television programs.

Man, I woke up today with bad morning wood and decided to telebate to The Price Is Right.

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Quagy

1. An apparatus designed to contact your peers or family alike. Comes in various shapes and sizes. Bigger does not necessarily mean bette..

Zass

1. Licking a black girls ass hole when she has the runs to get her to stop complaining about the pain I had to zass that bitch to get her ..

Oh My Blog

1. used in the movie Juno, in the same context as oh my god. oh my blog, what the hell is that? See oh, my, blog, oh my blog, juno..

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