Telebate

What is Telebate?

To masturbate to cable television programs.

Man, I woke up today with bad morning wood and decided to telebate to The Price Is Right.

See masturbation, beat off, whack off, jack off

Let Go Line

1. The opposite of a pick up line. (One of) the last things said the morning after. While a pick up line is designed to start a short term..

Malking

1. The act of spraying your malk, load or cum in a woman's face. I'm malking the crap out of Maria's face. See malk, semen..

Vagangle

1. When a bitch is so skinny, no matter how hard she tries to close her legs, there is still a triganle between her snatch and legs. Pronou..

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