Telebate

What is Telebate?

To masturbate to cable television programs.

Man, I woke up today with bad morning wood and decided to telebate to The Price Is Right.

See masturbation, beat off, whack off, jack off

Chughes

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Queef Butter

1. The feminine juices ejected from a vagina "I found her gym shorts practically dripping with queef butter..." See poontang, m..

Kaburst

1. When one farts so hard they shit in their pants. Usually associated with diarhea. Jimmy's face reddened when he relized he had K..

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