Telebate

What is Telebate?

To masturbate to cable television programs.

Man, I woke up today with bad morning wood and decided to telebate to The Price Is Right.

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Crack Status

1. Straight up. Or madd. Top status. Hardcore. Doing something for real. Seriously doing something; Ex: Hardcore chilling. 1: What's ..

Yeah Bad

1. means well good, really good, or yeah sounds good, or just to agree with someones suggestion. 'wanna go halves on an 8th??' ..

Not Teamy

1. not team oriented - only thinks about me me me me - always worried about what the next person is doing but offers no help What are you ..

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