Telebate

What is Telebate?

To masturbate to cable television programs.

Man, I woke up today with bad morning wood and decided to telebate to The Price Is Right.

See masturbation, beat off, whack off, jack off

Egg-asser

1. n. One who cornholes himself with an egg yolk for free Mexican food. v. egg-assed; to have the yolk in your asshole. Matt's socia..

Sick Dick

1. Some one trying to act sick! Person A: Shit....check me out, im a fuckin pimp. Person B: Your a fuckin sick dick! 2. having or relat..

Emskie

1. Slang, alternative word for emo Look at 'dem emskies with their tight pants and greesey hair See emo, indie, gay, fag..

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