Telebate

What is Telebate?

To masturbate to cable television programs.

Man, I woke up today with bad morning wood and decided to telebate to The Price Is Right.

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Broskaphorous

1. 1. One of close companionship, in a non-gaymosexual way. 2. Your best friend. 3. A gigantic friend. Trent: I don't think I can g..

Black Stretched

1. Where a white lady has had sex with a large black guy with a thick BBC and been over filled beyond any point of sex with a white guy. J..

Ruddfuckers

1. Slang for the American franchised chain restaurant Fuddruckers. Man, my stomach is killing me! Ruddfuckers tastes great but will kill y..

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