Telebate

What is Telebate?

To masturbate to cable television programs.

Man, I woke up today with bad morning wood and decided to telebate to The Price Is Right.

See masturbation, beat off, whack off, jack off

Quintillian

1. Undefinable, but with definition: passing by thing, not best understood verbally. Shimmer. Haze. glaze. -For the ~=#LoveOfGod#=~ Jon-Jo..

Guitarheroface

1. When your completely lifeless staring at the TV screen blankly with your mouth open completely unaware of your surroundings Bob: Jim!..

Bigdog

1. to replace a guys name, what you call a person whos name you forgot, a friend, a homebro, a co-worker, an acquaintance, a stranger Nic..

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