Telebate

What is Telebate?

To masturbate to cable television programs.

Man, I woke up today with bad morning wood and decided to telebate to The Price Is Right.

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Roomat

1. "Room Mat". A Room Mat is very comfortable to lie, sleep, or do other things on. I'm just going to be on top of the room..

Niggress

1. A derogatory term for black female. The word ('gress) can also be used to avoid the obvious "nigg" prefix when in mixed ..

Kid Canvas

1. At the end of a sexual episode, you pull out and spray your load(i.e. your kids) all over her stomach/breasts(i.e. her canvas). So I wa..

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