Telebate

What is Telebate?

To masturbate to cable television programs.

Man, I woke up today with bad morning wood and decided to telebate to The Price Is Right.

See masturbation, beat off, whack off, jack off

Dick Docking

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Rafiki

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Manual Memory

1. Writing stuff on your hands so you remember it. Meeting at seven? Just let me put that into manual memory... *writes on hand* I learne..

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