Telebate

What is Telebate?

To masturbate to cable television programs.

Man, I woke up today with bad morning wood and decided to telebate to The Price Is Right.

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Ultra-omega

1. Ul*tra*o*me*ga (Ol-truh-oh-may-guh) - Adj. 1. The ultimate level of extreme excessiveness. "I ultra-omega love you!" "..

G.l.a.d.

1. 1. Gay and Lesbian Advocates and Defenders. 2. Those guys/girls you saw on T.V. when bush vetoed the bill on gay marriage. 3. A colle..

Mrs. Pacman

1. When a girls fat legs are eating her shorts, cameltoe,pussy. That chick is so fat shes got a Mrs. Pacman See fat, camel, toe, pussy, m..

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