Telebate

What is Telebate?

To masturbate to cable television programs.

Man, I woke up today with bad morning wood and decided to telebate to The Price Is Right.

See masturbation, beat off, whack off, jack off

Non-factor

1. a person or thing that isn't special a zero; zilch a overly used term to putdown people on a message board Xira is such a non-fa..

Mfaka

1. Basically a more playful way of saying "mother fucker" and shouldn't be taken with as much seriousness. Wow mfaka, stop ..

Zomgosh

1. Acronym for "Oh My Gosh" with the original OMG typo "ZOMG" ZOMGosh is to OMGosh what ZOMG is to OMG See zomg, oh m..

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