Telebate

What is Telebate?

To masturbate to cable television programs.

Man, I woke up today with bad morning wood and decided to telebate to The Price Is Right.

See masturbation, beat off, whack off, jack off

Beardstauch

1. its not quite a beard! its not quite a mustauche! its a BEARDSTAUCHE! that would be a grade fiiiiiive beardstauche...

Coimin

1. Part of a creature kind of like a monkey, but resembles a cow. It makes sense, damn it. See David Suzuki..

Unnervousness

1. to make someone not nervous in a nervous kind of situation. paige and i were nervouss about the car ride with my family but i reassured..

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