Telebate

What is Telebate?

To masturbate to cable television programs.

Man, I woke up today with bad morning wood and decided to telebate to The Price Is Right.

See masturbation, beat off, whack off, jack off

Deer Lick

1. I stupid, retard, someone who has no clue what they are doing You look like a deer lick when you're tryin to fix my piece of shit ..

Kiffed

1. A little bit strange, not quite right. Against the norm. Also the feeling after having smoked marijuana; Jamaican derivative. What is ..

Joelle

1. A extremely hot chick look at that Joelle walking by there. See hot, sexy, attractive, gorgeous, pretty 2. A slang term for the word..

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