Telebate

What is Telebate?

To masturbate to cable television programs.

Man, I woke up today with bad morning wood and decided to telebate to The Price Is Right.

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Dereg

1. (v.) To "deregister". The reverse process of registering a software or other product. They deregged my kindle when i sent it ..

Hide A Poo

1. the act of shitting in ones shoe and putting it back without them knowing that swoogy at the gym is always fuckin with me.when he goes ..

Inaprope

1. An abbreviation of the word inappropriate. Usually used by uber-geeks who try to set the trend instead of following one "Dude..th..

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