Telebate

What is Telebate?

To masturbate to cable television programs.

Man, I woke up today with bad morning wood and decided to telebate to The Price Is Right.

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Buttnoid

1. A stubborn, dried deposit of feces near the anus. Dave winced in pain as he ripped his rimhairs out attempting to pick the large buttno..

Muffin Toe

1. When you pull up your pants to cover your muffin top and accidently give yourself a camel toe. Muffin Top + Camel Toe = Muffin Toe See..

Religion Stupid

1. a person who has been stupified by their religion. they know nothing but what they have been told by their church life. i.e. mary know ..

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