Telebate

What is Telebate?

To masturbate to cable television programs.

Man, I woke up today with bad morning wood and decided to telebate to The Price Is Right.

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Relustinship

1. a relationship built on feelings of lust for each partner She just got into a relustinship with the guy she met online. See friends wi..

Nick Marchant!

1. he is a good guy and can make a girl happy, you break his heart and courtney marie will break your face because thats her best friend! ..

Untarded

1. The polar opposite of retarded. Being of such sound logic that it repels even the slightest taint of retardation. "Man, that idea ..

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