Telebate

What is Telebate?

To masturbate to cable television programs.

Man, I woke up today with bad morning wood and decided to telebate to The Price Is Right.

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Captain 86

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Dust My Broom

1. Kiss my Ass Gimme the car keys dad. Dust my broom boy. See dust, broom, kiss, ass, insult..

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