Telebate

What is Telebate?

To masturbate to cable television programs.

Man, I woke up today with bad morning wood and decided to telebate to The Price Is Right.

See masturbation, beat off, whack off, jack off

Egyption

1. a person who smokes a lot of crack that person is such an egyption because he smokes so much crack See crackhead, pothead, drugs, crac..

What's Goin Up?

1. This is a combination of "what's goin on?" and "what's up?". I said this accidently the first time I talke..

Twozzle

1. Childish phrase we use to talk about a guys genetalia in public, or in front of old people. Yeah his twozzle was pretty big. I heard s..

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