Telebate

What is Telebate?

To masturbate to cable television programs.

Man, I woke up today with bad morning wood and decided to telebate to The Price Is Right.

See masturbation, beat off, whack off, jack off

Upcrease

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Chepas

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Kenya Mikes

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