Telebate

What is Telebate?

To masturbate to cable television programs.

Man, I woke up today with bad morning wood and decided to telebate to The Price Is Right.

See masturbation, beat off, whack off, jack off

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Ibtf

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Auto High

1. Someone smokes so much, that when not high, still act high shawn: yo man u blazed patrick: nah i didnt smoke today blake: niggas on a..

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