Telebate

What is Telebate?

To masturbate to cable television programs.

Man, I woke up today with bad morning wood and decided to telebate to The Price Is Right.

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Eproktolagnia

1. a fetish involving gaseous rectal produce farts 'i got this eproktolagnic porno, this bitch is like cuttin the cheese in this guys..

Homicidal Horny

1. Homicidal horny is a term for when you are feeling like you are willing to kill for sex. Yo, come over here. Lets fuck, I am homicidal ..

Liaring

1. Word used when you don't really want to admit you have been telling lies but you have to as you have been caught out. A way of maki..

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