Telebate

What is Telebate?

To masturbate to cable television programs.

Man, I woke up today with bad morning wood and decided to telebate to The Price Is Right.

See masturbation, beat off, whack off, jack off

Tang Hunting

1. The process by which a male, or group of males, "hunts" for "tang" (a shortened form of poontang), much like cavemen..

Kettled

1. A term well known in South West England for best describing a young male and female having anal sex. "Me and this boy had anal sex..

Queetur

1. a girls lower private part...where the sun dont shine!!! i got my queetur waxed last weekend... See vaginal area 1. a girls lower pr..

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