Telebate

What is Telebate?

To masturbate to cable television programs.

Man, I woke up today with bad morning wood and decided to telebate to The Price Is Right.

See masturbation, beat off, whack off, jack off

Sylenzer

1. Same as the word fag. Did you just check out that guy's ass? What a sylenzer. See fag, faggot, fagort, fagg, fagot..

Dyke Spikes

1. possibly spelt dike spikes. refers to the short, spiky hair cut that lesbians tend to go for. makes them look like a male from behind ..

1337ist

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