Telebate

What is Telebate?

To masturbate to cable television programs.

Man, I woke up today with bad morning wood and decided to telebate to The Price Is Right.

See masturbation, beat off, whack off, jack off

Back Door Action

1. plugging the hole in a pooper pipe 2. butt fucking; ass wrangling; poopshoot pounding; cornholing; bunghole banging; fifth base; reami..

Hotboxing It

1. To be in a hotbox or To be in the act of hotboxing --- If I were in an air-tight room or vehicle burning incense or smoking marijuan..

Zeldaphile

1. A person who becomes sexually aroused by the Zelda video games. The reason Timmy is humping his Wii is because he is a Zeldaphile See ..

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