Telebate

What is Telebate?

To masturbate to cable television programs.

Man, I woke up today with bad morning wood and decided to telebate to The Price Is Right.

See masturbation, beat off, whack off, jack off

-phoon

1. (suffix) - a lot of something, a barrage. I'm gonna get her alone and its gonna be a freak-phoon. See phoon, typhoon, a lot, shit..

Hard-pressed

1. * with great difficulty or distress ** going through financial trouble I would be hard-pressed to act as an old man and as his own chi..

Estupida Loca Chicwindian*

1. A fuckin pussy who better stop sayin shit bout Afghans b4 they get fucked up. <And btw, you may where ae n shit, but we stay laced in..

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