Telebate

What is Telebate?

To masturbate to cable television programs.

Man, I woke up today with bad morning wood and decided to telebate to The Price Is Right.

See masturbation, beat off, whack off, jack off

Ion

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Oral Velvet

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Cbu

1. Raped, Screwed, used to convey a situation where someone has been Butt Fucked beyond belief. Originating from the educational instituti..

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