Telebate

What is Telebate?

To masturbate to cable television programs.

Man, I woke up today with bad morning wood and decided to telebate to The Price Is Right.

See masturbation, beat off, whack off, jack off

Duck Tours

1. All the fuckers in beantown drivin around on a mini fuckin tank, quakin their asses off at the locals. Hey look a duck tours! Shit...w..

Maplestan

1. Another word for Canada Did y'all see that maplestani chick play the lüftguitar last night? See canada, canadian, maple, donuts..

Zingger

1. Old sauce on top of pizza near crust that is dry and clumpy. Mostly on pizza Dude that sauce on that pizza is so zinggerd See pizza..

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