Telebate

What is Telebate?

To masturbate to cable television programs.

Man, I woke up today with bad morning wood and decided to telebate to The Price Is Right.

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Vballblonde912

1. A screen name representing BB's true love. He wants her and he wants her now. And she wants him as well despite their tainted back..

Nad Satchell

1. Scrotum, the sack which contains male testes. The "Nad Satchell" contains one's "Nadgers" See nads, nad, test..

Yaymeth

1. The most amazing word ever, people can randomly come out and say it, and yeah, its awesome. Girl: My boyfriend just broke up with me! ..

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