Telebate

What is Telebate?

To masturbate to cable television programs.

Man, I woke up today with bad morning wood and decided to telebate to The Price Is Right.

See masturbation, beat off, whack off, jack off

Beargram

1. transitive verb meaning to "have sex" or "have sex with" someone or something. All day long Kelsey was thinking abo..

Rat Lobster

1. A woman with a very hairy unshaved cooter who is on her period. Joe tell your mom to get her rat lobster out of my face, it tastes like..

Doucheois

1. pronounced like bourgeois 1) A person whose surface political, economic, and social status are determined mainly by obtaining propertie..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Telebate Edit Meaning