Telebate

What is Telebate?

To masturbate to cable television programs.

Man, I woke up today with bad morning wood and decided to telebate to The Price Is Right.

See masturbation, beat off, whack off, jack off

Nigloos

1. the word used to describe a brotha's (blaskan's) igloo. NIGGER 1: dawg, where in the hell does you live? NIg 2: I live in a ..

Obviouslylessficnicity

1. To have great awareness and being able to see the obvious. My obviouslylessficnicity is greater than your obviouslylessficnicity. See ..

Milking The Lizard

1. synonym of wanking or jacking off I was on the computer milking the lizard yesterday and my mum walked in! See brendan..

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