Telebate

What is Telebate?

To masturbate to cable television programs.

Man, I woke up today with bad morning wood and decided to telebate to The Price Is Right.

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Guart

1. Watery poop, diarrhea like, very liquidy. John, that stuff running down your leg appears very guart...

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1. Jam Pony Express DJs began in Ft. Lauderdale, FL in 1981. It's original members are DJ Slic Vic, Diamond Dick, Hot Rod and Mr. M.B...

Trash Cock

1. An exclamation at an unfortunate event. or Something stupid. Trash cock! I just fucking wrecked my car. or Thats fucking trash coc..

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