Telebate

What is Telebate?

To masturbate to cable television programs.

Man, I woke up today with bad morning wood and decided to telebate to The Price Is Right.

See masturbation, beat off, whack off, jack off

Jimmy Nguyen

1. a vietnamese dude that lives in jersey. jimmy nguyen is sex. See jimmy, nguyen, sex, anime, manga 2. An exceptionally skilled martia..

Uber Pea

1. uber pea uber pea he wants to eat you and me uber pea comes from outerspace he wants to eat the human race same See len 2. A fat ugl..

Punching Shit

1. Anal sex. Like punching a time card, punching a vote, or a hole puncher. Punching shit. Gay men, and adventurous straight men, practic..

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