Telebate

What is Telebate?

To masturbate to cable television programs.

Man, I woke up today with bad morning wood and decided to telebate to The Price Is Right.

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Indefinitebebidibly

1. 1. Describing, or referring to an immense span of time. 2. A ban which is irrevocable and thus occurs over a time which goes on to infi..

Creepy Leeper

1. While wearing a ski mask and knee-high dress socks, blow an absolute load into her mouth. She will then spit the creamy remains into her..

On Rock

1. When your dick is on hard. All dat ass on her got me on rock. See on, rock, dick, ass, bitch..

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