Telebate

What is Telebate?

To masturbate to cable television programs.

Man, I woke up today with bad morning wood and decided to telebate to The Price Is Right.

See masturbation, beat off, whack off, jack off

Unlegit

1. Not Legit Meaning: Fake, Not real, Bought a 50 for halo 3 on ebay. That unlegit alex bought whit3 kingdom99 on ebay for 100$ because h..

Desholdla Shackla

1. the act of handcuffing your girlfriend to the back seat of your car and leaving her there, all the while taking a crap that is just out ..

Hampsterface

1. a small bumble bee with a large stinger. that hampsterface stole my BBQ ribs. i wish i had strips like that hampsterface. See hampster..

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