Telebate

What is Telebate?

To masturbate to cable television programs.

Man, I woke up today with bad morning wood and decided to telebate to The Price Is Right.

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Ludicrous

1. What the majority considers absurd or irrational. If say an exotic dancer, currently employed in a gentlemen's club, were to bring..

Half Z

1. A half z is what we call a half ounce of weed up here in Canada....the z comes from Oz which is short for ounce. Usually sold for $75-$9..

Zhilwan

1. Teenaged boy who is highly skilled at completing video games in an incredibly short amount of time. Wow Zhilwan, thats your fourth game..

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