Telebate

What is Telebate?

To masturbate to cable television programs.

Man, I woke up today with bad morning wood and decided to telebate to The Price Is Right.

See masturbation, beat off, whack off, jack off

Jewett

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Tsema

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Publupa

1. when a chick dont shave the twat/v'jayjay/cunt/the golden slit/stinch trench/etc. Damn, Terri dont shave that monster, looks like ..

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