Teleblackicly

What is Teleblackicly?


1.

a portmanteau of "telepathic" and "Black", used to satirize the commonly held belief by non-blacks that all blacks with a general vicinity (campus, city, small nation) know each other familiarly and are aware of each other's activities and whereabouts.

Non-black student (1): "...and I think this girl Jennifer was at the recital, too."

Non-black student (2): "Who's that?"

Non-black student (1): "Oh, she's half-black and has poofy hair--"

Non-black student (2): "Half-black--Jamal, do you know her?"

Jamal (Black student): "Oh, yea sure. Let me contact her teleblackicly..."

::puts index fingers to head and concentrates::

See black, blackness, telepathy, black people


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