What is Telecommute?
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the act of impersonating an actual real employee by the implementation of various technological devices and equipment. the telecommuter is actually home laughing at his colleagues and will occasionally send an email to the office or provide an added view on a topic which no one remembers discussing.
I can't believe some people get paid the same as I do to stay home.....I better start telecommuting too!
Random Words:
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Twenty dollar bills, generally from automatic teller machines.
Joe Ryan stopped by the ATM and picked up some yuppie food stamps...
