What is Telecommute?
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the act of impersonating an actual real employee by the implementation of various technological devices and equipment. the telecommuter is actually home laughing at his colleagues and will occasionally send an email to the office or provide an added view on a topic which no one remembers discussing.
I can't believe some people get paid the same as I do to stay home.....I better start telecommuting too!
Random Words:
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The act of jacking off with ones own shit.
I stress that you use your own shit because using someone elses....would just be gross...aye..
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An evil laugh. A laugh one does when they are about to do something evil. Such as when a villan has a plot to take over the world, he do..
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When more than 50% of the pubic hair on your ball sack is grey due to age or use & abuse
At my retirement ceremony, I'll intro..