What is Telecommute?
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the act of impersonating an actual real employee by the implementation of various technological devices and equipment. the telecommuter is actually home laughing at his colleagues and will occasionally send an email to the office or provide an added view on a topic which no one remembers discussing.
I can't believe some people get paid the same as I do to stay home.....I better start telecommuting too!
Random Words:
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Verb - going out with someone for the sole purpose of a booty call (laying pipe).
It has been so long since Sharon had sex, she was des..
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The right to vegetate.
Dad: Man, why don't you ever do anything with your life?
Teenage Son: I am expressing my vegetation rights..
