Telecrastinating

What is Telecrastinating?

The act of always letting the phone ring at least twice before you pick it up, even when you're only six inches away.

*phone rings twice*

"why aren't you picking up?!"

"I'm telecrastinating"

See telecrastination, telephone, procrastination

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