Telecrastinating

What is Telecrastinating?

The act of always letting the phone ring at least twice before you pick it up, even when you're only six inches away.

*phone rings twice*

"why aren't you picking up?!"

"I'm telecrastinating"

See telecrastination, telephone, procrastination

Junk Jig

1. To dance a jig in your boxers so that your junk bounces visibly all over the place, often to the detriment of your friends and passersby..

Rollitup

1. the act of rolling up a blunt ROLLITUP ALREADY! See marijuana, weed, pot, rolling..

W.w.d.d

1. what would ditzel do dude should i bang her? man 2 = idk dude W.W.D.D See cool, fun, balls, naked, april, skate, sweet..

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