Teledated

What is Teledated?

someone who bases there entire state of mind on whats popular on television at the present time.

ted: why the hell is jay wearing all that 70s shit and talking a load of bolocks.

john: because there showing but reruns of that 70s show and the poor bastard cant help but become teledated.

See tele, dated, television

Longjohn

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Zahn

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