What is Telefuck?
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Engaging in auto-erotic pleasure while a partner does the same over video chat.
Our long-distance relationship fell apart because the only sex I was getting was our regular telefuck.
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2.
Persistant and often annoying sexual advances through text message
Brad won't stop texting me about letting him come over later. I wish he would stop trying to telefuck me.
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