Telefuck

What is Telefuck?

1.

Engaging in auto-erotic pleasure while a partner does the same over video chat.

Our long-distance relationship fell apart because the only sex I was getting was our regular telefuck.

See telefuck, long distance, sex, relationship, computer

2.

Persistant and often annoying sexual advances through text message

Brad won't stop texting me about letting him come over later. I wish he would stop trying to telefuck me.

See desperado

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