What is Telefungus?
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The "creeping crud" one tries to avoid while speaking on a public telephone. Usually found on the mouthpiece but may also be found on the handle of the phone or the buttons on the phone panel or left on bottles and
Yuk! What is this glop on the phone? Ohmygaaaaad, it's a telefungus!
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Random Words:
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an action so bad... so lousy.... that it fits with the current screw ups of the government
also can be used as "Obamanation"
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A variation on the classic titty-fuck.
Start in titty fuck position then stand up, lift one leg and flip that bitch round! Now squat on..
