Telehoes

What is Telehoes?

those who are whores over the phone, when talking on the phone

Douche1: HEY MAN, i was talking to some telehoes over the weekend!

Douche2: That's hot! But didn't you run out of minutes on your cell LAST week?

Douche1: OH SHIT.

See hoe, telephone, spanish, girl, cell

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