Tele-hump

What is Tele-hump?

To telepathically hump or umph someone/some people, usually resulting in the ejaculation of semen into either sex's genitals.

I tele-humped Calvin after he gave me my birthday present.

Hot Brown

1. Performing analingus on a person with poor anal hygiene, especially after the person has been working out. As a consolation for losing ..

Muff Hair

1. a person who has their hair like pubes on a cunt (muff) my nana has muff hair people in morrisons have muff hair See cunt, vigina, fa..

Velociteer

1. A person who enjoys and often practices activities which involve speed and velocity. Jane is a velociteer, she must have passed me at m..

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