Tele-hump

What is Tele-hump?

To telepathically hump or umph someone/some people, usually resulting in the ejaculation of semen into either sex's genitals.

I tele-humped Calvin after he gave me my birthday present.

Roflav

1. Rolling on floor laughing and vomitting. That is, to find something equally amusing and appalling. Statement: I picked my nose and at..

Z-man

1. A man pretending to be a woman. This usage is taken from the 1960's movie "Beyond the Valley of the Dolls". Z-man was a..

Dargart

1. a corruption of dark heart. That Mark Willson is an absolute dargart. See johnboy..

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