Tele-hump

What is Tele-hump?

To telepathically hump or umph someone/some people, usually resulting in the ejaculation of semen into either sex's genitals.

I tele-humped Calvin after he gave me my birthday present.

Remasterbated

1. When an album gets digitally remasteredand actually ends up sounding worse than the original recording. Ozzy Osbourne's Blizzard o..

W0x

1. Adj. Awesome Int. Rocks history: Created in the brain of Matt Parsons w0x! u pwned that l4m3r d00d, that new game is w0x..

Zlotoff

1. The process of improperly applying cream cheese to a bagel. When zlotoffing, instead of applying cream cheese to the entire bagel initi..

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