Tele-hump

What is Tele-hump?

To telepathically hump or umph someone/some people, usually resulting in the ejaculation of semen into either sex's genitals.

I tele-humped Calvin after he gave me my birthday present.

Frangibility Quotient

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Period Drama

1. the drama that can ensue from a woman being on her period i am fat! i am ugly! no one loves me! oh shut up love and snap out of your..

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