Tele-hump

What is Tele-hump?

To telepathically hump or umph someone/some people, usually resulting in the ejaculation of semen into either sex's genitals.

I tele-humped Calvin after he gave me my birthday present.

Agapucky

1. caulk, particularly rope caulk Put some agapucky around that loose window. See dum-dum, filler, putty, oakum, plasticine..

Jerk Bitch

1. A jerk and a bitch and more so. She is a k to the i to the itchy tichy itten. She is a jerk bitch. See berk, jerk, bitch, jew, whore..

Lopcock

1. A horrible, horrible afliction of the penis. I'm sorry sir, but you have been stricken with the lopcock. See Conan..

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