Tele-hump

What is Tele-hump?

To telepathically hump or umph someone/some people, usually resulting in the ejaculation of semen into either sex's genitals.

I tele-humped Calvin after he gave me my birthday present.

Egg Leg

1. When a female stands up after sexual intercourse and the male's semen runs down the inside of her leg. The reference to egg is due ..

Zinc Mittens

1. A heavy metallic hand garment often mistaken for hooves (but they ain't) he's wearing zinc mittens, He thinks their hooves bu..

Hammer Hawking

1. When two men are standing at a urinal and one looks down to catch a glimpse of the other man's penis. I was at the urinal earlier ..

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