Telekinises

What is Telekinises?


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A retarded "Power" in which some idiot thinks he can move things with his mind alone. This is usually because he has seen that he can move a psi wheel (a piece of paper folded in a special way) or move a straw balanced on a can. THIS IS RETARDED!!! A: for the psi wheel it is either wind or body heat that moves the wheel (if you put a cam on it you can see it moves by itself) B: the straw on a can only moves when your hands out neer because your hands contain static electicity and that attracts the straw.

If someone can acctually prove it by lifting a pencil of a table or somehting then maybe MAYBE ill re consider till then this is a stupid fucking idea.

Guy 1: "YO MAN CHECK IT OUT I MOVED A PSI WHEEL WITH MY MIND, I HAVE TELEKINISES!!!"

Guy 2: "you fucking idiot..."

See tk, pk, uri geller, idiot, dumbass


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