What is Telemanchecoprobleptophobia?


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The fear of getting shit on your sleeves while wiping wearing long-sleeved clothing.

She asked why I hoard all my old clothing receipts; I told her I suffered from telemanchecoprobleptophobia.

See fear, panic, phobia, shit


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