What is Telemark?
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1. A style of skiing (mainly practiced by hippies) that involves half a binding, half a brain, and a whole lot of balls. Well suited for powder and backcountry access.
2. a place in Norway
I’m a pot smokin’, tree hugin’, telemarkin’ hippie
Telemark: drop knees not bombs
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The largest piece of floating crap in a shit archipelago.
See also; The Craptain of the Shit
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The swagger of a drunken slut. From the sloppy, inexplicable hip swinging that she needs to get from point A to point B after the first..
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A sexual act which involves one wrapping their face in saran wrap and then having his/her sexual partner deficate on to the surface of t..
