Telemundo Hot

What is Telemundo Hot?


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(adjective) A person, usually female, that is attractive, but in a very fake, gaudy way. Fake tan, boobs, lips a usually a bit dim and bouncy. This is accentuated when their jewelry bounces around but their boobs don't -- they are like two cantaloupes krazy glued onto their chest.

The above refers to 95% of the women aired on the Latino TV Channel, Telemundo - including children's programing.

Friend A: Those pix of that Juanita gal are smokin' hot!

Friend B: I guess

Friend A: What you talkin' bout Willis?

Friend B: Not my cup of tea, she's just Telemundo Hot.

See bangable, latina, telemundo, hot, cheesy


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