Telemutes

What is Telemutes?

People who call friends and family regularly, but don't actually have anything to say.

A phone conversation with a telemute often consists of thirty minutes of you trying to come up with something to say.

Witness1: Dude Look! Fob Mob!

See fob, mob, staten, island, fresh of the boat Witness2: FOB MOB! See fob, mob, staten, island, fresh of the boat..

Zelephant

1. A fat girl in a striped shirt. Damn booooy LaRon be chasin some zelephants tonight! See elephant, fatty, obese, gigantus, lineman..

Qumpf

1. A person who loiters around libraries waiting for young girls to dismount their bicycles so they can sniff the saddle! A dirty weird pe..

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