Telemutes

What is Telemutes?

People who call friends and family regularly, but don't actually have anything to say.

A phone conversation with a telemute often consists of thirty minutes of you trying to come up with something to say.

The White Man

1. the perfect scapegoat for everyones problems. Person 1: I got a flat tire on the way to work today Person 2: Blame the white man Pers..

Vag Jab

1. A direct jab to the vagina, not as devastating as the cunt punt. The bitch was trippin so I socked it to her with a vag jab! See vagin..

Ossome

1. When something is TOTALLY awesome n.b. not awesome in a 'God' or 'The Universe' or 'Grand Canyon' kind of..

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