Telemutes

What is Telemutes?

People who call friends and family regularly, but don't actually have anything to say.

A phone conversation with a telemute often consists of thirty minutes of you trying to come up with something to say.

Stinknuggets

1. sweaty back side of my fucking sac, mutherfucker I am gonna tea bag you with my "stink nuggets" faggot See shitty 2. piece..

Ipodyssey

1. The quest one undertakes to acquire or recover the Apple iPod. When he first saw the white headphones and chrome plating, he immediatel..

Ugly Pete

1. Slang nickname for a flamingly homosexual male, one that also happens to enjoy foopalooting. Ugly Pete went out last night for some gay..

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