Telemutes

What is Telemutes?

People who call friends and family regularly, but don't actually have anything to say.

A phone conversation with a telemute often consists of thirty minutes of you trying to come up with something to say.

Pennsylvania Twinkie

1. When a male ejaculates in a womens mouth, she swallows then vommits the skeet back up and then uses as lubricant for sexual intercourse...

Hans Vankhoff

1. The name of a man you call for on the telephone in part of a prank. Caller: Hello, is Hans Vankhoff in? Receiver: Who's Hans Vank..

Rail Chaser

1. Someone who constantly chases rails (rails = your definition of "rails") i can't stand my friends they are such rail cha..

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