Telemutes

What is Telemutes?

People who call friends and family regularly, but don't actually have anything to say.

A phone conversation with a telemute often consists of thirty minutes of you trying to come up with something to say.

Ass-phault

1. a deep wrinkle or dent in a female's ass. That female might cause an earthquake with that ass-phault in her ass. See ass, dimple,..

Phwoor

1. usually said when someone farts. Phwoor, did you just fart? See phwoor, poor..

Arthur Two Sheds Jackson

1. A man who does NOT have two sheds, despite his moniker. He is not planning on getting another. He only has one, and this shed of his has..

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