Telemutes

What is Telemutes?

People who call friends and family regularly, but don't actually have anything to say.

A phone conversation with a telemute often consists of thirty minutes of you trying to come up with something to say.

Brownie Sludge

1. The bits of brownie in the bottom of the pan after most or all of the brownies are gone. It is often the gummiest and chewiest and can b..

“nothin’ But Net”

1. When you spread your butt cheeks while taking a shit and it doesn’t rub on any thing, leaving no mess. Just like when someone takes a sh..

10 Cheeseburgers Later

1. another way of saying "forever", just a more hilarious way of saying it. 2 friends on AIM: person1: sup person2: hey perso..

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