Telemutes

What is Telemutes?

People who call friends and family regularly, but don't actually have anything to say.

A phone conversation with a telemute often consists of thirty minutes of you trying to come up with something to say.

Oo1

1. A young wigga, usually under 18. Pretends to be black and wears a tea towel on the head. Extremely arguementative and desperate to get l..

Zelch

1. A penis that is so hard that when you hit it with a hammer, the hammer breaks. When Stu first saw Farrah Fawcett's poster, he grew..

Zemp

1. A standard to which all should try to obtain. High in quality, low in fat. The ability to make donkeys cry. "Zemp, the other white..

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