Telemutes

What is Telemutes?

People who call friends and family regularly, but don't actually have anything to say.

A phone conversation with a telemute often consists of thirty minutes of you trying to come up with something to say.

Unotits

1. When wasted girls show their tits on UNO on xbox live for no apparent reason. The best way to get a girl to show her tits is win a round..

Masen Kim

1. Did you ever consider the point of view that your definitions might just be really crap? Your hemorrhoid-inflicted definitions are about..

12 Seconds

1. The amount of time it takes to defrost a hotdog bun. If you try anything other than 12 seconds, your hotdog bun will remain icy cold or..

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