Telemutes

What is Telemutes?

People who call friends and family regularly, but don't actually have anything to say.

A phone conversation with a telemute often consists of thirty minutes of you trying to come up with something to say.

W.o.a.d

1. 1.) Weapon Of AssDestruction or Weapons Of Ass Destruction 2.) An extra long and thick penis 3.) HedgehogRon Jeremy 4.) Also a movie..

Perplectalbuphobia

1. Fearof Michael Jackson. (Literally: fear of confused whiteness.) Jackson's about to release another compilation and people are g..

J-factor

1. An arbitrarily defined value, usually abbreviated by a J in equations, which adjusts for errors in the process of calculation. This is ..

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