Telemutes

What is Telemutes?

People who call friends and family regularly, but don't actually have anything to say.

A phone conversation with a telemute often consists of thirty minutes of you trying to come up with something to say.

You Know Damn Right

1. something often said by kerpal when your daughter kicks his dog and you deny it. You fucking guy. -also see you bastard guy your daug..

Now Then

1. A greeting commonly used in the North-East of England. "Now then, mate, how's life?" See Amy..

Qwaggle

1. To throw up after a long night of drinking, or a big bong rip. Man I was so drunk last night I qwaggled all over my girlfriend! See vo..

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