Telemutes

What is Telemutes?

People who call friends and family regularly, but don't actually have anything to say.

A phone conversation with a telemute often consists of thirty minutes of you trying to come up with something to say.

Polook

1. What you get when you cross a Polish person (Polock) with an Asian person (gook). Did you see Lech and Kwan's kids yet? Yeah, the..

Tocnr

1. Too Old Could Not Read -0ld guy-"TLDNR" -Young Guy-"More Like TOCNR" See too, old, could, not, read, college, hum..

Chewbaca Taking A Shit

1. according to Tourettes Guy, garabage disposals sound like chewbaca taking a shit, and don't argue with him on this one, or you will..

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