Telemutes

What is Telemutes?

People who call friends and family regularly, but don't actually have anything to say.

A phone conversation with a telemute often consists of thirty minutes of you trying to come up with something to say.

Joe*

1. To get slapped in the face by a condom. The condom being either used or unused, filled or unfilled with any substance whatsoever. Joe ..

Backstabbing

1. a person who for some unknown reason pretends to be your friend then harrasses you for no reason then denys it all then admits it then d..

Klamson

1. Master karate-chopper and purveyor of fine liquors. Are you the esteemed and venerable Colonel? No, indeed you are not, because I am, a..

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