Telemutes

What is Telemutes?

People who call friends and family regularly, but don't actually have anything to say.

A phone conversation with a telemute often consists of thirty minutes of you trying to come up with something to say.

Logophobia

1. Fear of words...this is just sad... Whoever is reading this right now must be scared out of their god damn mind... "Sir I'm ..

Locawhore

1. In derivation of locavore- someone who only sleeps with people in their social circle. Tom: You mean we've all fucked her? Ted: S..

Emmed

1. Shagging someone called Em. Could also be refered to as 'Emming' I proper Emmed that girl. See emin, emmed..

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