Telemutes

What is Telemutes?

People who call friends and family regularly, but don't actually have anything to say.

A phone conversation with a telemute often consists of thirty minutes of you trying to come up with something to say.

Big Nasty

1. A large woman who doesn't bathe, has a uniroll, and has a yeast infection from the crack of her ass up through her vigina following..

L.a.y.s.f.

1. Acronym: Laughing At Your Stupid Face "Ow! I hurt my foot!" "HAHAHA. L.A.Y.S.F.!" See laughing, laugh, your, stup..

Fire Shit

1. When the act of taking a shit is accompanied sensation of your rectum being on fire. Exclusively used for the morning after drinking ch..

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