Telemutes

What is Telemutes?

People who call friends and family regularly, but don't actually have anything to say.

A phone conversation with a telemute often consists of thirty minutes of you trying to come up with something to say.

Porch Fucking

1. Having an orgy with some random girl drunk on a porch, in the rain while playing the banjo. First person : dude! I was so trashed last ..

Karalyze

1. (v.) to make a false, usually lame, excuse as to why one cannot hang out "So can Kevin make it to the hockey game?" "No..

Zans

1. Short for the prescription drug xanax. Can mean xanax bars or footballs. Hey can you find any of them zans? See zans, bars, footballs..

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