Telemutes

What is Telemutes?

People who call friends and family regularly, but don't actually have anything to say.

A phone conversation with a telemute often consists of thirty minutes of you trying to come up with something to say.

[douchewad]

1. adj. someone who is a bag of douche. Abraar is a douchewad. See douche, douchebag, tool, toolbox..

Oh, Shit! Factor

1. In a pick-up or organized game of football, the "Oh Shit!" Pairing is the pairing between an "Oh Shit!" Man and the ..

Shotgun Kiss

1. 1. Shooting someone in the mouth with a shotgun 2. Coming so hard during a blowjobthat you make your woman gag 1. Bobby Joe gave a coo..

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