Telemutes

What is Telemutes?

People who call friends and family regularly, but don't actually have anything to say.

A phone conversation with a telemute often consists of thirty minutes of you trying to come up with something to say.

Sassy Sausage

1. The historical term for the fine art of being sassy. Derived from the Old English 'Sasse Sauceege', Sassy Sausage is most ofte..

Chinese Ass Infection

1. Catching Anal Warts by someone crying into your ass. "I got a Chinese Ass Infection from Susie last night. It hurts like hell when..

Rollin' 20 Crips

1. a crip gang who wears blue gray and white snoop dogg, goldie loc..

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