Telemutes

What is Telemutes?

People who call friends and family regularly, but don't actually have anything to say.

A phone conversation with a telemute often consists of thirty minutes of you trying to come up with something to say.

Dot-commer

1. A poor sap with delusions of granduer who works 80-hour weeks at a dot com. The dot-commer kept bragging about his impressive stock opt..

Inverse Blumpkin

1. A rarely seen variation of the blumpkin. Instead of shitting into the toilet, the male shits on the womans chest and jerks off into the ..

Schnookums

1. A Schnookums, put simply, is a person that is everything that's good in the world, and nothing that's bad. That's all it..

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