Telemutes

What is Telemutes?

People who call friends and family regularly, but don't actually have anything to say.

A phone conversation with a telemute often consists of thirty minutes of you trying to come up with something to say.

Dang-a-lang

1. a circumcised penis; dick; cock; wang; shlong; pee-pee; Maria (to DJ): You're dang-a-lang is very sexy! DJ (to Maria): Thank Ya! ..

Discolocate

1. To relocate something back to its original location, after it was colocated. Let's discolocate that old '69 Packard engine bl..

Vag Gnome

1. When the vagina of a female is so tight it feels like a fist is gripping your shank. She had the Vag Gnome, it was so tight my penis wa..

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