Telemutes

What is Telemutes?

People who call friends and family regularly, but don't actually have anything to say.

A phone conversation with a telemute often consists of thirty minutes of you trying to come up with something to say.

Hornbuckle

1. to be hornbuckled is to receive oral sex from a female, and then she proceeds to makeout with you immediately afterwards "Man, tha..

Zurbet

1. When you blow on someones stomach eliciting a loud farting sound. Justin Timberlake, "I gave Timbaland the biggest zurbet last nig..

Zomgpwnsauce

1. zomg + pwn + sauce. It is a dish. You eat it if you get pwned. It's pwnsauce. You serve it if you pwn. Best when served at room tem..

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