Telemutes

What is Telemutes?

People who call friends and family regularly, but don't actually have anything to say.

A phone conversation with a telemute often consists of thirty minutes of you trying to come up with something to say.

I Can't See Shit

1. A phrase used by some people who can't see an image because of a red x. Creator: Here are some screenshots for my new Mario game. ..

I Love College

1. A terrible, terrible song written and performed by suburban white-boy Asher Roth. It is the rich, suburban, frat-boy national anthem. In..

Jack Button

1. The act of ejaculating directly into the navel thus filling the belly button with jape. Only works with an "inny" belly butto..

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