Telemutes

What is Telemutes?

People who call friends and family regularly, but don't actually have anything to say.

A phone conversation with a telemute often consists of thirty minutes of you trying to come up with something to say.

Zomboner

1. What happens when, after a long hard ride on the Palm Express to Tissue Lane, your manhood randomly decides it just isn't finished ..

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1. when a male ejaculates on a girl's face and then bends over to automatically fart on their face covering her face in your gas. I h..

W.t.b.u.

1. Wanting. To. Break. Up. Me and Shelly aren't really getting along anymore. I am w.t.b.u. with her. See break, over it, out, leavi..

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