Telemutes

What is Telemutes?

People who call friends and family regularly, but don't actually have anything to say.

A phone conversation with a telemute often consists of thirty minutes of you trying to come up with something to say.

Ooompalooompas

1. creepy little men that molest you in your sleep that ooompalooopma is touching my wookie..

Grease Old Mr Meatstick

1. to masturbate with either lotion or vaseline. i perfer vaselinf because it makes your penis soft and smooth for the ladies. i gotta go ..

Not Having It

1. When someone is unwilling to accept the current or proposed state of affairs. Can also be used when someone doesn't believe you&apo..

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