Telemutes

What is Telemutes?

People who call friends and family regularly, but don't actually have anything to say.

A phone conversation with a telemute often consists of thirty minutes of you trying to come up with something to say.

Bridget

1. An amazingly happy, yet clumsy person, who is so nice and is always helpful to cheer up everyone else. I need a Bridget. (in example of..

Gorilla Fist

1. An incredibly harsh, violent, non-rhythmic hand-job.Motion should give the impression of primates in the jungle or at the zoo. Also know..

Jay Clifford

1. the hottest member of a band called jump little childen. the best hair ever. i wouldnt mind if jay fucked me..

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