Telemutes

What is Telemutes?

People who call friends and family regularly, but don't actually have anything to say.

A phone conversation with a telemute often consists of thirty minutes of you trying to come up with something to say.

Abbagoochi

1. mythical creature similar to Big Foot, found in appalachia, known to eat domesticated animals. Has a blood curdling cry. I let fifi out..

Vader Cap

1. The spongey purple darth vader helmet shape glans of the male sexual reproductive organ. Also the most sensitive part of the male penis..

Queens Bridge

1. A pharse uttered after someone who is exceptionally good at something makes a spectacular play. Is a play on the term murderer and quee..

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