Telemutes

What is Telemutes?

People who call friends and family regularly, but don't actually have anything to say.

A phone conversation with a telemute often consists of thirty minutes of you trying to come up with something to say.

Utm

1. 1. Underdeveloped teenage moustache usually seen on males between the ages of 13-17 1. Kevin looked like he was trying to pass himself..

Hmmphington

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Zidouken

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