Telemutes

What is Telemutes?

People who call friends and family regularly, but don't actually have anything to say.

A phone conversation with a telemute often consists of thirty minutes of you trying to come up with something to say.

De-crutching

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Scale Of Kick-assery

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Jockerd

1. A nerd who is a jock. Easily overlooked for his reference as a nerd. Student in the chess club who studies for hours on every test and ..

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