What is Telenovela?
1.
A soap opera, of Spanish or Latin American origin. Famed for having strange plots, even for soap operas, and some of the worst offenses of overacting ever.
"Fernando, mi amigo! Y Maria, mi mujer! En el cuchi-cuchi! PORQUE, MARIA?!"
"Porque Fernando es muy grande! Y tu eres chiquito!"
Random Words:
1.
A strange disorder that you have been tortured for nine years as a POW and cannot lift your hands above your head.
Cop: "Put your ..