Telepathetic

What is Telepathetic?


1.

When one is so pathetic, they are on a different plane of patheticism than others

Kenny waiting for 11 years for Miccah to love him is telepathetic.

See pathetic, sad, kenny, happy

2.

Totally and utterly pathetic and/or useless with televisions and other kinds of technology.

Me: Hey Mom, would you mind turning on the TV?

Mom: Sure, sweetie.

*silence*

Mom: Umm... where's the 'on' button?

Me: ...I love you Mom, but you're telepathetic.

See television, tv, pathetic, useless, clueless, confused

3.

To be such a loser that others can sense it just from your brainwaves

I'm getting telepathetic vibrations from that video game playing virgin!

See loser, pathetic, telepathic, telepathy, virgin

4.

Pathetic over long distances. As in, a relationship.

Ever since John moved away, he and Sue have been so telepathetic.

See pathetic, telepathy, telephone, skype, internet

5.

Having no telepathic abilities whatsoever, and therefore, suffering from inadequacy syndrome.

As much as Sarah tried to guess what other people were thinking, she couldn't, because she was telepathetic.

See Sarah

6.

(tel-e-pa-thet-ic)

-adjective

1. When two or more people acknowledge the other's discovery of humor in something that is absolutely serious, of course, without the utterance of anything but a chuckle.

Through telepathetic acknowledgement, an inevitable giggle sounded from the two when a paraplegic entered the room.

See laughter, telepathy, pathetic, paraplegic, humor

7.

The state of being when one attempts and fails to communicate via telepathy.

"I was trying to communicate with you telepathically, but I was failing miserably, and it was telepathetic!"

See telepathy, failing, communicate, communication


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