Telephobic

What is Telephobic?

adj. Used to describe an individual who uses a phone for all purposes other than conversation (text, email, etc.).

My friend is so telephobic, she'll text through an entire conversation rather than use a telephone for its intended purpose!

See quiet, digital

Hovering Alfred

1. The posture that one takes while attempting to use a public toilet (Gas Station, Grocery Store, Resturaunt, ect...)while trying to avoid..

Poopjuice

1. Diarrhea or extremely watery feces. I told you we shouldn't have gone to Old People Buffet. It gives me poopjuice. See poop juic..

Pillow Pants

1. Pussy Troll. The parents place it in their daughter pussy. If a penis trys entering the pussy before the age of 21 then the Pussy Troll ..

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