Telephobic

What is Telephobic?

adj. Used to describe an individual who uses a phone for all purposes other than conversation (text, email, etc.).

My friend is so telephobic, she'll text through an entire conversation rather than use a telephone for its intended purpose!

See quiet, digital

Internetless

1. Having no way of connecting or accessing the internet, so being left 'internetless'. I was on the train to Coventry yesterday..

Zip Fookin Lob

1. The act of removing your knob from your trousers in order to give the missus a damn good seeing to. I got home from the pub about 11.30..

Narwhales

1. NARWHALES SWIMMING IN THE OCEAN CREATING A COMMOTION CAUSE THERE SO AWESOME NARWHALES PRETTY BIG AND PRETTY WHITE AND CAN BEAT A POLAR B..

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