What is Telephone Shit?
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When you take a shit and it comes out looking like a telephone. It's curved at both ends (earpice/mouthpiece) and has a long straight middle (handle).
Also, a shit so big you need to telephone your friends to tell them about it.
Person 1: Damn! I just took telephone shit. Look at it, it looks like one of those old-fashioned telephones.
Person 2: Holy crap, you're right! Dude, get the phone.
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Random Words:
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It is a synonym for vagina.
"Did you finally hit that????"
"Hell yea bro, i got deep in that pink abyss"
See vagi..
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funny business,messing around,not doing what you should be doing.
Hey cut the manarkenark!
See messing around, slacking, lazy..