Telephone Shit

What is Telephone Shit?


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When you take a shit and it comes out looking like a telephone. It's curved at both ends (earpice/mouthpiece) and has a long straight middle (handle).

Also, a shit so big you need to telephone your friends to tell them about it.

Person 1: Damn! I just took telephone shit. Look at it, it looks like one of those old-fashioned telephones.

Person 2: Holy crap, you're right! Dude, get the phone.

See shit, poop, telephone, telepoop, c.o.e.


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