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1. really, really, really over weight obese homo sapien. like the guy on "the Jerry Springer Show" who needs a forklift to carry..

1. Taking a dump into a large body of water(lake, pond, ocean, etc). Believed to be originated in the waters of Lake Erie. Most commonly ov..

1. Purchasing a woot item that you don't really want just to get the woot-off moving along. Guy 1: "What?! iRobot Roombas AGAIN?..