Telepiphany

What is Telepiphany?


1.

A profound realization arrived at while waiting on telephone-hold, usually related to the development of patience during trying situations.

Waiting on a phone tree, I was subjected to a tinny, crackling version of Pachelbel's Canon - and I had a Telepiphany: "Lessons come in many forms, Grasshopper. This ancient music bears the patina of time - be patient with your ISP, for they will truncate it horribly and reward your patience with tech support."

See telephone, tree, patience, waiting, wait, baroque, music, canon, operator, time, wasted, irritation, ironic, classics, lost, swamp, modern, culture, residue, renaissance, electronic, labyrinth, byzantine, communication


41

Random Words:

1. Usually said after something dirty, for emphasis. Girl: And then she was like *blah blah blah* Boy: Shut your mouth before I put my di..
1. Giving a snorkel(sucking ones balls while jerking the cock so it looks like a snorkel)in the shower. I was taking a shower last night a..
1. 1)A shady sketchster who is trying and failing miserably to achieve penicular activity. 2) secret "operations" involving sa..