Telepiphany

What is Telepiphany?


1.

A profound realization arrived at while waiting on telephone-hold, usually related to the development of patience during trying situations.

Waiting on a phone tree, I was subjected to a tinny, crackling version of Pachelbel's Canon - and I had a Telepiphany: "Lessons come in many forms, Grasshopper. This ancient music bears the patina of time - be patient with your ISP, for they will truncate it horribly and reward your patience with tech support."

See telephone, tree, patience, waiting, wait, baroque, music, canon, operator, time, wasted, irritation, ironic, classics, lost, swamp, modern, culture, residue, renaissance, electronic, labyrinth, byzantine, communication


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