Teleporter

What is Teleporter?


1.

transporting the diarrhea shit from one asshole to another through a feeding tube.

Mike shared his streaming dooker with a male gigolo

2.

this is when you are doing a girl doggy styleand you pull out, slowly and quietly, then replace yourself with a dick like object or a freind, and get the hell out of there. This is to be used when your beer goggles leave you during sex. She might have started as a 10 but now she looks like a 5. The best reaction happens if you have her face a window and wave to her after you have successfully exited the house and are on your way. you must wave to her or else it is technically just a man of mysetery

you shouldve seen the look on this girls face when i teleportered her and she realized she had a banna in her.

See hoodini, teleporter, shizam


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