Telepromptourettes

What is Telepromptourettes?

The incoherent, awkward fumble of words that escape the mouth of the President (or any public orator) after their teleprompter has malfunctioned.

"Did you see Obama's speech last night? Talk about a bad case of telepromptourettes!"

See tourettes, obama, president, fumble

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Lazinate

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Datefinger

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