What is Telescope?
1.
A great instrument used to spy on sexy ladies getting dressed.
Try watching a sexy girl get dressed with a telescope.
2.
Putting a glass cup, preferably clear, up a girls vagina or ass, and using the bottom of the cup to magnify the inside of the vagina or ass.
Hey baby, mind if I use my special Telescope!
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3.
A mythical creature, one with large molar teeth and a scally forehead. Famed for the killing of little girls with the famous 'get alice' machine.
'Telascope, on the side, get alice!!!'
'Ah fuck!'
'Where is waterpistol?'
Random Words:
1.
To run frantically down a train platform smacking the carriage window and screaming "Speech, give me the speech"
John Cleese ..
1.
An expression of pain, sorrow, or emotion grief. Generally over something outrageously dumb.
Oygevayenzie!!! The cat's at it again..
