Telescope

What is Telescope?

A great instrument used to spy on sexy ladies getting dressed.

Try watching a sexy girl get dressed with a telescope.

Putting a glass cup, preferably clear, up a girls vagina or ass, and using the bottom of the cup to magnify the inside of the vagina or ass.

Hey baby, mind if I use my special Telescope!

See telescope, glass, cup, vagina, ass

A mythical creature, one with large molar teeth and a scally forehead. Famed for the killing of little girls with the famous 'get alice' machine.

'Telascope, on the side, get alice!!!'

'Ah fuck!'

'Where is waterpistol?'

Hoochie Llama

1. The alias of the infamous second floor Maxwell House resident Craig Dudenhoeffer. Hoards of admirers: "Craig! Make the llama noise..

Danzo

1. a fat homo person that thinks hes a superhero, always plays on doom and sad games, like pokemon, digimon, and has 1 ball. he also has 4g..

Trostle

1. One who left his used condom in my bed and never called back. That fucking trostle, Obby, never called me back. See troglodyte, anus, ..

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