Telescope

What is Telescope?


1.

A great instrument used to spy on sexy ladies getting dressed.

Try watching a sexy girl get dressed with a telescope.

2.

Putting a glass cup, preferably clear, up a girls vagina or ass, and using the bottom of the cup to magnify the inside of the vagina or ass.

Hey baby, mind if I use my special Telescope!

See telescope, glass, cup, vagina, ass

3.

A mythical creature, one with large molar teeth and a scally forehead. Famed for the killing of little girls with the famous 'get alice' machine.

'Telascope, on the side, get alice!!!'

'Ah fuck!'

'Where is waterpistol?'


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