What is Telescope?
1.
A great instrument used to spy on sexy ladies getting dressed.
Try watching a sexy girl get dressed with a telescope.
2.
Putting a glass cup, preferably clear, up a girls vagina or ass, and using the bottom of the cup to magnify the inside of the vagina or ass.
Hey baby, mind if I use my special Telescope!
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3.
A mythical creature, one with large molar teeth and a scally forehead. Famed for the killing of little girls with the famous 'get alice' machine.
'Telascope, on the side, get alice!!!'
'Ah fuck!'
'Where is waterpistol?'
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