What is Telescope?
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A great instrument used to spy on sexy ladies getting dressed.
Try watching a sexy girl get dressed with a telescope.
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Putting a glass cup, preferably clear, up a girls vagina or ass, and using the bottom of the cup to magnify the inside of the vagina or ass.
Hey baby, mind if I use my special Telescope!
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3.
A mythical creature, one with large molar teeth and a scally forehead. Famed for the killing of little girls with the famous 'get alice' machine.
'Telascope, on the side, get alice!!!'
'Ah fuck!'
'Where is waterpistol?'
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Whenever you make an advance towards the opposite sex and are blatantly turned down without any notification. Can happen through any med..
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a males genitals
**That bitch told me her hands were cold, so i let her warm them up on my yuletide log**
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