Telescopulation

What is Telescopulation?

Desire to have sex with someone that you only see from a distance.

I see this chick around all the time, but I haven't talked to her yet. It's just telescopulation at this point.

See sex, hooking up, fucking, copulate, banging, bumping uglies

One Ring

1. calling your buds and letting the phone ring once before hanging up. this is used following a sporting blunder by your rival and their f..

Eskimo Stranger

1. When you put your hand into a glass of ice water for five to ten minutes (until it goes completely numb and cold), then masturbate. Extr..

Temper

1. A girl with HUGE PMS ( pre menstruated syndroms ) The time a girl get her periods. Oh! She's a bitch because she's in her te..

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