Telescopulation

What is Telescopulation?

Desire to have sex with someone that you only see from a distance.

I see this chick around all the time, but I haven't talked to her yet. It's just telescopulation at this point.

See sex, hooking up, fucking, copulate, banging, bumping uglies

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