Telescopulation

What is Telescopulation?

Desire to have sex with someone that you only see from a distance.

I see this chick around all the time, but I haven't talked to her yet. It's just telescopulation at this point.

See sex, hooking up, fucking, copulate, banging, bumping uglies

Uganda Lawnmower Egg

1. The act of shaving a woman's pubic hairs and adding them to an omelet for purposes of sexual gratification. I served my boyfriend ..

Von Vale

1. An extremely awesome last name. Hello my name is Clay Von Vale. See last name, awesome, name, last, kumquat..

Fanny Dags

1. Small chunks of fuck knows what, caught on a females hairy clam. Look at your girlfriend!!..

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