Telescopulation

What is Telescopulation?

Desire to have sex with someone that you only see from a distance.

I see this chick around all the time, but I haven't talked to her yet. It's just telescopulation at this point.

See sex, hooking up, fucking, copulate, banging, bumping uglies

Hyper-viber-condria

1. When you believe that your mobile is vibrating when is not. You only realize after rummaging around in your bag/pockets for 10 minutes ..

Egyptian Flu

1. to be pregnant, about to be a "mummy" Juno caught egyptian flu from Bleeker the only time they screwed. See pregnant, sex, b..

Jdm Math

1. The act of adding up individual horsepower gains from bolting on crappy JDM parts to your Honda Hey dude, my Honda Civic is really fast..

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