Telescopulation

What is Telescopulation?

Desire to have sex with someone that you only see from a distance.

I see this chick around all the time, but I haven't talked to her yet. It's just telescopulation at this point.

See sex, hooking up, fucking, copulate, banging, bumping uglies

Jump Jib

1. The cheapest and/or foulest tasting energy drink available at the time. Person 1: Man, that drink I bought from Poundland is totally ra..

W A D

1. abreviation for "weapon of ass destruction" Damn, lookit dat ass. I'd like to whip out my W A D and blow a wad on her fa..

Rocket Knob

1. someone who is being utterly silly and or stupid jessie your such a rocket knob! See retard, dumb, silly pants..

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