Telescopulation

What is Telescopulation?

Desire to have sex with someone that you only see from a distance.

I see this chick around all the time, but I haven't talked to her yet. It's just telescopulation at this point.

See sex, hooking up, fucking, copulate, banging, bumping uglies

Zigglepuff

1. something that is odd and wonderful at the same time a zigglepuff is three people sleeping in a sleeping bag naked in a recycling bin. ..

Pantificate

1. A guy who talks braggingly or boastfully about how he got down some chick's pants. Brad just wouldn't quit pantificating abou..

Zombie Hollocaust

1. When a large outbreak of zombies kill's a few million people. ever seen "28 Days Later"? that's a zombie hollocaust..

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