Telescopulation

What is Telescopulation?

Desire to have sex with someone that you only see from a distance.

I see this chick around all the time, but I haven't talked to her yet. It's just telescopulation at this point.

See sex, hooking up, fucking, copulate, banging, bumping uglies

Why Am I Wearing Pants? Moment

1. A moment of sudden realisation. Derived from the feeling felt when one is home alone and realises that the act of wearing pantsis futile..

Hooker Shit

1. 1. a friend who is being a bitch, used in a playful manner, because if you use it seriously...you seem like an dumb ass. 2. a person wh..

Cheezenizzle

1. Cheese that has been in ones pants too long. I have to go to the bath room and whipe off some cheezenizzle...

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