Telescopulation

What is Telescopulation?

Desire to have sex with someone that you only see from a distance.

I see this chick around all the time, but I haven't talked to her yet. It's just telescopulation at this point.

See sex, hooking up, fucking, copulate, banging, bumping uglies

Red Balling

1. used to describe drinking a red bull than jerking off and trying not to have your heart explode Dude I just got done flogging the bisho..

Illicit

1. illegitimate, illegal 2. Latin for the word snot as well as german for the word poop Ass flakings A Full tissue See Zippy..

Pandabearguy

1. the majestic beast who bears witness to countless acts of savagery in the manliest game ever (Starcraft). he has endured many a spider ..

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