Telescopulation

What is Telescopulation?

Desire to have sex with someone that you only see from a distance.

I see this chick around all the time, but I haven't talked to her yet. It's just telescopulation at this point.

See sex, hooking up, fucking, copulate, banging, bumping uglies

Zipper Hoagie

1. A penis. Note: Often "smothered in underwear." Girl: "I'm awfully hungry." Boy: "Feel like a zipper hoa..

Ride The Buffalo

1. Yelling "Ride the Buffallo!" and then jumping on an unsuspecting victim, Usually a friend, and essentially forcing them to giv..

W00tastic

1. Something that is so awesome that a normal "w00t" can't contain it's awesome w00tness. Guy : Hey baby can I have yo..

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