Telescopulation

What is Telescopulation?

Desire to have sex with someone that you only see from a distance.

I see this chick around all the time, but I haven't talked to her yet. It's just telescopulation at this point.

See sex, hooking up, fucking, copulate, banging, bumping uglies

Oaks

1. Used to describe when one man is trying to convince a girl to dump her current boyfriend and go with him. She is so fine. I gotta oaks..

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While I Websurfed Weak And Weary,

See unavailable, error, server 7. (v.i.) Out to lunch; not having it together; acting in a stupid way. Typically derogatory. Derivation: ..

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