Telescopulation

What is Telescopulation?

Desire to have sex with someone that you only see from a distance.

I see this chick around all the time, but I haven't talked to her yet. It's just telescopulation at this point.

See sex, hooking up, fucking, copulate, banging, bumping uglies

Zoom-and-crop

1. A person who is not the main focus of the picture, but rather in the background and looks funny--this person is unaware of their presenc..

Oralbator

1. To masterbate orally, that is, to suck yourself off. Less than 1% of the population are oralbators. See self sucker, nantucket, nantuc..

Frenalum

1. The proper, medical term for the ridge of skin running between the rectum and scrotum. Also incorrectly known as the chode which is a pe..

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