Telescopulation

What is Telescopulation?

Desire to have sex with someone that you only see from a distance.

I see this chick around all the time, but I haven't talked to her yet. It's just telescopulation at this point.

See sex, hooking up, fucking, copulate, banging, bumping uglies

Uken

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J.p.s.

1. Stands for "Jiggly Pig Slut", typically a teenage caucasian female who is slightly overweight, sporting tight, revealing cloth..

Oh Shnap

1. "Oh snap" with an added flare of lisp. See also: I went ther. John: Nice sweater Jim! It looks like your mom knitted that fo..

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