Telesexual

What is Telesexual?

When someone is addicted to using their telephone. It could also be used as a word to describe what someone is doing.

Joe is such a telesexual. All he ever does is talk on his phone.

Guy 1: Where is Joe?

Guy 2: Oh, Joe? He's off being telesexual.

See tele, sexual, telesexual, phone, cellphone

One who is able to have sexual intercourse without physical contact or from a distance

Brandon is having intercourse with my anus right now from the other room, he is a telesexual

See transexual, telepathic, telekinetic, telekinesis, sexual

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