Tele-spankin' The Monkey

What is Tele-spankin' The Monkey?

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Term for when IT or sales staff "work from home" three days per week.

You can't get any fuckin' thing done around here because those support pukes are tele-spankin' the monkey.

See work, teleworking, vpning, jerking off, useless

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