Televisiphonernetting Edit Meaning

1.

A verb used to describe what a person is doing when he/she is watching television, using the phone, and surfing the internet all at the same time.

Guy: Hey buddy i have a question for you.

Woman: Shut up he's televisiphonernetting

Guy: Thats pretty crucial.

Woman: Yea it is.

See television, telephone, internet, phoning, comcast, comcastic

2.

Using the television, phone, and internet at the same time.

What is Andrew doing?

He is televisiphonernetting

See comcast, commercial, multi-tasking, internet, phone, television

3.

The act of watching television, talking/texting on your phone, and surfing the net on your laptop. Typically done from a couch or similar locale.

Somehow he was able to give me the score of the game, tell me some girls were on their way, and order a pizza online simultaneously. I could only marvel at his televisiphonernetting skills.

See couch lock, lazy, add, attention span

4.

clever piece of marketing by comcast. it highlights being on the phone, online, and watching tv simultaneously. in 2007, this approach targets the bottom of the market to go digital- dial-up is over for the rest of us.

This term is not to be confused with innovative langauage and terminology that originates from the people, this one arrived via commercial dissemination.

yo, dj'you hit that last night?

I televisiphonernetted the heck.

I know that's right.

what?

("televisiphonernetting" is gerund form)

See comcastic, advertising, astroturfing, communications, dial up, dial-up