Televomitious

What is Televomitious?

The art and/or action of forcing someone else to vomit WITH YOUR MIND.

<Jon> That other day in class Jared was being an asshole so I made him puke all over the teacher from across the room.

<Collin> Woah, I never knew you were televomitous!

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