Telf Edit Meaning

1.

A Telf is basically a Chav or Townie from Telford. They squeeze about 8 to 10 of themselves in a Nova and drive round car parks with shit hip-hop music playing very loud. They also hang out in the middle of the ice rink but just stand there shouting abuse instead of actually skating. Incidently, Telford has the highest teenage pregnancy rate in the whole of Britain.

'I hate all fucking Telfs!'

2.

a telf is a short name for a telfer, a name given to a angry, raving drunkard scotsman, who doesnt know his right from his left

look at that Telf running down the road, drunk, shouting insults at people

See telf, scot, angry, drunkard, pisshead

3.

A regional variant of chavor scally, deriving from a shortened version of 'Telford', an economically depressed new town in Shropshire. It has all the connotations of chav, but also implies a thick Shropshire accent, characterised by a rapid sing-song delivery and words such as 'munna' for 'must not, 'wunna' for 'don't want to' and 'Shoobree' for 'Shrewsbury'. In South Shropshire (e.g. Ludlow and Craven Arms) the term 'twarn' is sometimes used instead.

The train from Birmingham is OK after Wellington, it's where all the telfs get off.

See chav, townie, scally, charver

4.

abbreviation for telford girl

"fuck off, ur a telf"