Telfapathy

What is Telfapathy?

The telepathy-like ability to detect fapping. This ability seems to be common, if not omnipresent, in the mothers of teenage boys.

"Mom always yells for me to come do some chore just when I've started in. I swear she has telfapathy."

See telepathy, fap, mother, caught in the moment, caught masturbating, caught jacking off

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