Telfapathy

What is Telfapathy?

The telepathy-like ability to detect fapping. This ability seems to be common, if not omnipresent, in the mothers of teenage boys.

"Mom always yells for me to come do some chore just when I've started in. I swear she has telfapathy."

See telepathy, fap, mother, caught in the moment, caught masturbating, caught jacking off

Holy Ghost

1. The Holy Ghost is a gift from GOD. Acts 2:38 "Then Peter said unto them, Repent, and be baptized every one of you in the name of Je..

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Yimmel

1. Used to reference only the most holy of vaginas. This can be due to their virginity, unattainability, or pure awesomeness. "We&ap..

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