What is Tell Me Why?
1.
Meant to emphasize how ridiculous a certain situation is. Put in front of a statement. It is never taken as a question, therefore, is never answered.
"Tell me why it was sunny this morning and now it's raining."
"Tell me why there's a hole in my rudepants."
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2.
an overused phrase made up by three UC merced stooges. Often used to exaggerate the importance of what they are about to say.
tell me why, the other day i tried so hard to impress shealtiel, but for some reason he still didn't payed me any attention. i felt really stupid afterwards.
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