What is Tellitube?
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tellitube: when you stick a garden hose up your ass and someone
sucks all the shit and other objects out before having anal sex. some people like to blow into the hose witch is only for pleasure :)
i tellitubed my girlfriends ass hole last night before some ruff sex. hannah was screaming like a seal gull that just been run over.
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1. When you get to a formal party that you didn't know was formal wearing jeans and the host starts screaming at you.
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woman giving it the porn star treatment during sex
I was banging her and she was going like a rutting donkey
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Using a jacuzzi jet to pleasure one's self
Once all the couples left the hot tub, I gave myself a lazy martin.
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