Telly Savalas

What is Telly Savalas?


1.

To completely shave the private parts of a hairy woman. When completed cramming a lollipop up it and stating "Who loves ya baby?"

Dave, didn't your mom teach your sister any hygiene? Before I banged her last night I had to give her a Telly Savalas!

See donkey punch, tony danza, danny glover, salty pirate

2.

a rather close shave 'down there'; there's the brazilian and then there's the Telly Savalas

AKA the guy on the TV series Kojak

As they put it in the movie The Break-Up, Jennifer Aniston gets "the Telly Savalas."

See waxing, shave, bald, good idea


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