Telstra Monkeys

What is Telstra Monkeys?

Derrogatory:

They are monkies. They work for telstra.

Working on the same princaple as Doglas Adamsinfinate number of monkies.

What a bunch of telstra monkies!

See louis

Nasal Masturbation

1. When u enter and exit a nostril with a tissue (similar to a penis into a vagina) so that it prompts a sneeze (orgasm). i love nasal mas..

Paying The Rent

1. A sex position in which the man fits his shoulders into the back of the womans knees, lifts her off the ground so that only her shoulder..

Hurt Out

1. when some one looks fucked up or just retarted Awww man look at dat nigga he hurt out!!! See retarted, dumb ass, stupid, throwed, bitc..

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