Telstra Tightarse

What is Telstra Tightarse?

The name given to the condition of only texting friends on telstra, one you have telstra 1c text.

Bloke 1:I was going to text Ricko the other day, but he is on optus.

Bloke 2: Your such a telstra Tightarse

See telstra, optus, tightarse, fail, australia

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