Telus

What is Telus?


1.

A place that like to suck up all you money with overpriced low quality service

You're getting whored by Telus

2.

A Canadian telecommunication services provider, TELUS offers telephone, internet, and cellular services to suit corporate and individual needs

TELUS, the future is friendly

3.

A telecom whore based in Canada; it overcharges their customers for its undercoverage services and all other gimmicks. Telus well as its subsidiary Koodo Mobile, made to offer low-cost mobile services to call it fat-free mobility( its just another fat-filled mobility) and all these bullcraps on its customers.

Guy 1: Hey, nice phone!

Guy 2: Ya thanks! I got it in this month!

Guy 3: From which service provider?

Guy 2: Telus.

Guy 1, 3: You got fucked by TELUS!

Guy 4: At least I got that same phone from Koodo Mobile.

Guy 1, 3: You still got whored by TELUS!

See telus, fag, crap, bullcrap, worst

4.

Fucking Gay Ass Company because you have to Pay for incoming Text Messages

Telus Sucks Ass!

See telus, cell, phone, company, gay, faggots, losers

5.

When you cum in someones ear and say, can you hear me now?

I gave my girl friend a telus yesterday, she couldent hear me... still cant.

See telus, cum, ear, hear


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