Telyx

What is Telyx?


1.

A Banyan, and the greatest unknown scientist and theoretician the world has ever not known. Able to crumple foes into dust with sheer brainpower. Has the highest power-to-weight ratio* of any Banyan, too, which comes in handy when he's had a few.

*He's not all that heavy.

Some quack started babbling about creationism and "intelligent design," so Telyx explained the Big Bang, inflation, and supersymmetry, and the quack exploded into dust on the spot.

2.

A Banyan, and the greatest unknown scientist and theoretician the world has ever not known. Able to kill with brainpower alone, he has a fantastic power-to-weight ratio too, which comes in handy when he's had a few.

Some quack was babbling about "intelligent design" and "creationism theory," so Telyx began explaining the Big Bang and Inflation, and the quack exploded into dust.


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