Temazepalm

What is Temazepalm?

Hand-induced insomnia relief. Works much like temazepam, but is applied with much more friction and enthusiasm.

"It was so hot last night I couldn't sleep, even with three generous doses of temazepalm."

See temazepam, insomnia, masturbation, spank the monkey, wank

Figigty

1. To rub one's balls on a surface, which is usually, but not limited to, rough or abrasive ones. "Hey Bob, why don't you g..

Idiocy

1. Something all too common on the internet. Bob- There are too many idiots on the internet! Karen- That explains why there's so muc..

E.m.o

1. eat me out, eat me out, eat me out, eat me out girl: hey E.M.O! boy: emo? girl: yeah, eat me out boy: o, alright :P See eat, ..

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