Temazepalm

What is Temazepalm?

Hand-induced insomnia relief. Works much like temazepam, but is applied with much more friction and enthusiasm.

"It was so hot last night I couldn't sleep, even with three generous doses of temazepalm."

See temazepam, insomnia, masturbation, spank the monkey, wank

Like A Haemophiliac In A Bar Brawl

1. (Simile) Bleeding excessively. This guy is like a haemophiliac in a bar brawl, get the fuckin doc! See Gumba Gumba..

Hob-knocker

1. when a guy hits you in the face with his penis. the hob-knocker hit her face so hard she nearly passed out. See hob-knocker, hob, knoc..

Xyv

1. An Abbreviation for "examine your vagina". Wendy you XYV since last time? See xyv, vagina, your, xyz..

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