Temazepalm

What is Temazepalm?

Hand-induced insomnia relief. Works much like temazepam, but is applied with much more friction and enthusiasm.

"It was so hot last night I couldn't sleep, even with three generous doses of temazepalm."

See temazepam, insomnia, masturbation, spank the monkey, wank

Mack Dirty

1. twist of the word mack daddy macking on a girl(s) who is attrociously ugly. jeff was the mack dirty at that party last week. See pimp..

Easy Cakes

1. Similar to "cake walk" or "piece of cake" Dude, this game is gonna be easy cakes. See cake, walk, piece of cake, c..

Goats

1. Webcomicdrawn by Jonathan Rosenberg. Contains only one actual goat, though other characters are aliens, a space mummy, a satanic chick..

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