Temazepalm

What is Temazepalm?

Hand-induced insomnia relief. Works much like temazepam, but is applied with much more friction and enthusiasm.

"It was so hot last night I couldn't sleep, even with three generous doses of temazepalm."

See temazepam, insomnia, masturbation, spank the monkey, wank

Urban Turban

1. A gangster muslim. I thought that thug was a mexican, but it turns out he's an urban turban. 2. de rigueur headwear of the stree..

Niggerpussy

1. black pussy disgusting and filled with diseases and nasty shit. no one wants to tap that. eww George:"yo did you see that niggerpu..

Numpty Fuck

1. A complete idiot, a pillock, a drongo, some-one who has no idea. I've told you a dozen times how to do it, you are a bloody numpty..

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