What is Templan?
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A person who masturbates in a public place. This can be at school, in a store bathroom, in a car in a parking lot, etc. This person typically has a form of mental retardation and is frequently caught due to their loud moans and grunts.
Guy 1: Hey Steve did you hear about that templan that got suspended today?
Guy 2: O yea, Wood shop teacher caught him
Guy 1: Yea, When he went to hide it, he got his left testicle stuck in his zipper. They had to drive him strait to the hospital.
Guy 2: Poor kid
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A somewhat bittersweet greeting (Sexual calling) used on women.
*Woman walking down the street*
Stranger: "Hello Biatch!"
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The bane of every highschooler's existence.
Goddammit, I forgot to do my problem sets.
See school, high school, homework, work, b..
