Templan

What is Templan?


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A person who masturbates in a public place. This can be at school, in a store bathroom, in a car in a parking lot, etc. This person typically has a form of mental retardation and is frequently caught due to their loud moans and grunts.

Guy 1: Hey Steve did you hear about that templan that got suspended today?

Guy 2: O yea, Wood shop teacher caught him

Guy 1: Yea, When he went to hide it, he got his left testicle stuck in his zipper. They had to drive him strait to the hospital.

Guy 2: Poor kid

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