What is Temporary Male Companion?


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How I introduce my boyfriend to other people when I'm pissed at him or when a breakup is inevitable.

Jake: Hey Jeff! Well well well, who do we have here?

Jeff: This is Neil, my temporary male companion.

Neil: Not very nice.

See house pet, booty call, husband, lover, boyfriend


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