What is Ten Eyck?
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An ancient Dutch name that means Under the Oak. Famous Ten Eycks include a bunch of douchey senators from New York and the former CEO of Dish Network. The Ten Eycks have nearly died out in the late twentieth century due to complications arising from computers not knowing what the fuck to do with last names that have a space in them. As a result, most Ten Eycks have been declared legally dead. Not rebellious by nature, most of them committed suicide as a way of avoiding conflict.
(Something funny sounding in Dutch) Ten Eyck (Something in Dutch that sounds even funnier).
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