What is Ten Pound Calculator?
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A laptop computer that has no general use, due to a broken wireless card, gaming card, etc..., and the only feature still in use...is the calculator.
Mike: Hey let me
check my vitals on your laptop.
Me: Nah man its just a ten pound calculator
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