What is Ten Pound Calculator?
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A laptop computer that has no general use, due to a broken wireless card, gaming card, etc..., and the only feature still in use...is the calculator.
Mike: Hey let me
check my vitals on your laptop.
Me: Nah man its just a ten pound calculator
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Guyspeak for "who cares, just open your legs". Used to get a girl into bed, regardless of her actual weight.
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Experiencing publicly annoying people.
-When someone smells bad or farts on an elevator, that "hurts my privacy."
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a guy thats dives on the muff of a woman that has one HELL of a yeast infection thats on her rag with a bloody wastegate
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