Tena Lady

What is Tena Lady?


1.

A disposable pad for protecting your underpants from uncontrollable urine leakage (incontinence)

Girl 1: I p*ss myself when I laugh.

Girl 2: You should wear a Tena Lady pad.

See incontinence, urine, leakage, piss

2.

A Fanny pad for Feminine Care

No sex tonight my birds got a Tena Lady in!

See minge, jam rag, cunt, blood clot, fanny

3.

A prostitute who will milk you dry for a Tenna (£10)

John: Man I need a shag

Adi: When you get paid head down the docks and see a Tena Lady

John: Whats a Tena Lady

Adi: She'll do anything for a Tenner - the dirty bitch.

See prostitute, whore, slag, ho, lady of the night


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