What is Tena Lady?
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A disposable pad for protecting your underpants from uncontrollable urine leakage (incontinence)
Girl 1: I p*ss myself when I laugh.
Girl 2: You should wear a Tena Lady pad.
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A Fanny pad for Feminine Care
No sex tonight my birds got a Tena Lady in!
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A prostitute who will milk you dry for a Tenna (£10)
John: Man I need a shag
Adi: When you get paid head down the docks and see a Tena Lady
John: Whats a Tena Lady
Adi: She'll do anything for a Tenner - the dirty bitch.
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