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when a couple has anal sex, the male waits for his wife to fart and simultaneously fucks her in the ass, thus punching the fart.
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When a voice gets distorted by a low-quality microphone.
I was on Skype with Jerry last night, and he was just constantly being micropw..
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When the word "whore" just isn't enough.
"What do you mean, dating four guys at once? What a sausage basket".
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