What is Tenby?
1.
A small, coastal resort in west Wales. In the summer season, mostly northen folk flock down in their thousands to stay in Kiln Park, presumably the 'best holiday park in wales' - it's not. Tenby offers five beaches, not including the secret beach known only to the locals. Other attractions include chips, painfully expensive pubs, chavs, and a single screen cinema/trip back to the 18th century. Harry potter and his fat ginger mate were recently spotted on a beach not far from Tenby.
'Where are we going today?
'Tenby'
'Well, at least it's not Pembroke Dock'
'Daddy, or chips? Well, if we have go to Fecci's chippy in Tenby - i'd rather talk to dad'
'What's on at Tenby cinema, butt?'
'LOL'
'Mate, remember that girl I was chatting to in DJ's near Tenby? Well I touched her vagina and now my hand is itchy'
'There are lovely flowers in Tenby'
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