Tender Branson

What is Tender Branson?


1.

Tender Branson is the main character in

"Survivor: A Novel" by Chuck Palahniuk.

"Tender Branson of the Creedish Death cult?"

2.

The most unsexy thing known to mankind.

That disgusting grunt has a similar complexion to a tender branson.


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