Tender Love Dump

What is Tender Love Dump?


1.

When your other half desides to show their effection by shitting on you. Normally On the cheast or face. Then rubbing it in like a cream.

"Guys guess what my Misses did last night"

"What man?"

"She took a tender love dump on me"

"No way man thas shit hot"

See love, dump, tender, whore, slag


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