What is Tender Love Dump?
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When your other half desides to show their effection by shitting on you. Normally On the cheast or face. Then rubbing it in like a cream.
"Guys guess what my Misses did last night"
"What man?"
"She took a tender love dump on me"
"No way man thas shit hot"
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to be running to or from something very very fast
his podgy little legs were going like the clappers
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anything which..
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While the female eats a man's asshole in doggystyle position and gives him the reach around hand job.
"Oh Sharon I'm jus..
